Dozen who? Dozen anyone have an extra pencil? Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late! Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity.Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes? Francis who? Franc-is my favorite country. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything else to say? Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny.Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl! Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow.Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell? Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full. Butter who? Butter hurry and let them in! Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door? Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in! Kenya who? Kenya guess who’s at the door? Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer the door. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes? Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please! Accordion who? Accordion my sources, it’s going to rain. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you. Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth.Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here? Barbie who? Barbie-que chicken is my favorite. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking? Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end? Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes? Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday! Kenya who? Kenya stop with the jokes already? Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use. Alotta who, you ask? Alotta hilarious knock-knock jokes, that's who! Funny knock-knock jokes for all ages So, get ready because Alotta is about to come a-knocking on your door. Looking for more knee-slapping (or eye-rolling) humor? Also check out our roundups of knock-knock jokes and corny jokes to make you LOL.And sure, the punchlines are cheesy and eye roll-inducing, but that doesn't mean they won't make you giggle. Just right to try out on your friends, kids, students in your classroom or just about anyone else, here are the best Pi Day jokes to get you started. Indeed, while pi is technically a mathematical constant - the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle - it’s also an endless source of silly jokes guaranteed to crack up kids of all ages and adults alike (or at least, guaranteed to make them groan and sigh audibly at your corny dad joke-style humor).Ĭase in point: Why should you never start talking to pi at a party? Well, that’s because it goes on forever, of course! (See what we did there?) Or this brilliant quip: Why is pi so lucky in love? Because its love is infinite and non-repeating. But even if you're not baking inclined, you can pull out some good, clean math humor in the Pi Day spirit. For starters, you can whip up a homemade pie in homonymic tribute. Everyone can have a little fun in honor of March 14 a.k.a.
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